A look at penguins and puffins through a humorous lens.

Meet the contenders -- Battle of the biggest -- Best turf -- Best dressed -- Highest flier -- Best swimmer -- Coolest playground name -- Happiest feet -- Best parents -- Cutest baby -- Biggest celebrity -- Class clown -- Most photogenic -- Best diver -- Scariest archnemesis -- Biggest chatterbox -- Most graceful -- Let's try that again ... -- Best meet and greet -- Weirdest talent -- Biggest magnet for scientists -- Best table manners -- Ultimate survivor -- Mosting amazing adaptation -- Decision time -- Quiz: Are you a penguin or a puffin? -- Explore more about penguins and puffins.