Preparing for battle -- Practical jokes : the brilliance of our immaturity -- Footbrawling -- The coach (Coughlin)-player (Strahan) relationship -- Our road to recovery -- Locker room ant farm community -- Donovan, please answer your damn phone! -- Lack of communication -- Snap, goes my foot : welcome to club medical -- The lousy life of a rookie -- A different kind of violence -- Violent game of chess -- The art of Sunday trash-talking -- Meetings, monotony, playbooks and how to sleep through it all -- No more fearing head coaches -- Needles, pain killers, anti-imflammatories and eating a pile of crap -- Money, women and scam after scam -- Living a private life in the public eye -- Steroids, HGH, speed and cheaters -- Super Bowl shuffle.