At head of title: Kevin McCollum, Laura Camien, Vineyard Theatre present. Program notes, synopsis, and libretto ([28] p. : ports.) inserted in container.

Untitled opening number -- Two nobodies in New York -- An original musical -- Monkeys and playbills -- The Tony Award song -- Part of it all -- I am playing me -- What kind of girl is she? -- Die vampire, die! -- Filling out the form -- September song -- Secondary characters -- A way back to then -- Nine people's favorite thing -- Finale -- Bonus track:(Title of show).