Starship Titanic is the greatest, most fabulous, most technologically advanced interstellar cruise line ever built. It is like a cross between the Queen Mary, the Chrysler Building, Tutankhamen's tomb, and Venice. Furthermore, it cannot possibly go wrong... Sadly, however, seconds after its launch it undergoes SMEF, or Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure, and disappears.

Novel based on the CD-ROM by Douglas Adams.