A collection of humorous stories featuring a teenaged mummy, a homicidal turkey, and the world's largest pool of chocolate milk.

Best of friends /Mac Barnett -- Will / Adam Rex -- Artemis begins / Eoin Colfer -- A letter from Jon Scieszka regarding Jeff Kinney -- Dear Lady Author / Kate DiCamillo & Jon Scieszka -- A fistful of feathers / David Yoo -- Kid appeal / David Lubar -- What? You think you got it rough?? / Christopher Paul Curtis -- My parents give my bedroom to a biker / Paul Feig -- The bloody souvenir / Jack Gantos.