Chiefly consists of selected graduation speeches given by Vonnegut at various educational institutions.

Baccalaureate -- How to make money and find love! -- Advice to graduating women (that all men should know!) -- How to have something most billionaires don't -- Why you can't stop me from speaking ill of Thomas Jefferson -- How music cures our ills (and there are lots of them) -- Don't despair if you never went to college! -- What the "ghost dance" of the Native Americans and the French painters who led the Cubist movement have in common -- How I learned from a teacher "what artists do" -- Don't forget where you come from -- Unstuck in time: quotes to ponder.