Danny, a Canadian sharp-shooter, and Hank, in the US Army, have been stationed in Kandahar, but they are in Los Angeles desperate to find the Hollywood psychic who will reveal the whereabouts of the women they love. Danny is searching for Ariana, the girl he fell in love with in Toronto in the last years of the 20th century; Hank is searching for Annie Boudreau, known in the tabloids as "Annie of the Boo Two" - twins who were briefly in the gravitational pull of Hugh Hefner. From Grenadier Pond in west end Toronto, to Afghanistan, to the Malibu colony in LA, the reader follows the lives of Danny and Hank, revealed by a masterful story teller and commentator on American culture.