"A hilarious and informative primer on the most urgent issues of our day, from the creators and co-hosts of Citizen Radio, a 100% listener-supported show whose slogan is 'independent radio that won't lead you to war'"--Amazon.com. Kilstein and Kilkenny pledge to give you the news like you've never gotten it before. They tell you how the mainstream media gets it left, right, and utterly, unforgivably, irresponsibly wrong. They also discuss their own foray into independent media via their podcast, Citizen Radio.

Preface: In which the authors interview Ralph Nader in the bathtub -- Introduction: #NEWSFAIL: none of the news that's fit to print -- Jon Stewart shrugged: how a comedy program became the most trusted name in "news" -- Get your flaming arrows ready: class war and the media that mocks protesters fighting it -- Al Gore is fat and we're all going to die: or, You can't blame climate change on vegans -- Just because you're pro-choice doesn't mean you're not a sexist douche bag -- The gay agenda -- Fuck the NRA: guns don't kill people; people with dangerously underfunded mental health care programs do (with guns) -- We know you smoked weed in college, asshole!: how the war on drugs is destroying this country -- USA! USA! USA! We're here to help ... with [drones cluster bombs] freedom! -- Epilogue: Save the tote bags!: why independent media is essential to saving democracy and the world.