Taking its title from a group of stories that begin the book, this collection moves from contemporary L.A. to the dorm rooms of an American college to ancient Pompeii, throwing the reader into a universe of social misfits, reimagined scenes from history, and ridiculous overreactions.

"Includes three new stories"--Cover.

Bream gives me hiccups : restaurant reviews from a privileged nine-year-old -- Family -- History -- My roommate stole my ramen : letters from a frustrated freshman -- Dating -- Sports -- Self-help -- Language -- We only have time for one more.