Through her collection of real-life stories, Klein offers her take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her journey to womanhood and beyond.

"Originally published in hardcover and ebook by Grand Central Publishing in July 2016"--Title page verso.

Tom man -- The bath -- Walking through the cloud -- Dale -- How to get older -- All the cakes -- Bar method and the secrets of beautiful women -- Poodle vs. wolf -- The cad -- Anthropologie -- Types -- The bachelor -- Connie -- Carole King and the saddest to-do list ever -- The lingerie dilemma -- How to get engaged -- The wedding dress -- Long day's journey into porn -- Leap of faith -- Ma'am -- How I became a comedian -- Dogshit -- Get the epidural -- The infertility chapters.