The Buzzfeed senior writer reflects on the highs and lows of the millennial experience, sharing such stories as escaping a bear attack and her battle with cancer at nineteen.

Girl-shaped tornado -- Bury me with poison ivy -- Don't read the comments -- Rena or bear? -- It'll grow back -- A sea of Kates -- Find your carrot -- Why I can never visit Egypt -- Greener pastures -- Urine trouble -- Memento mori.