"Filled with fun and quirky illustrations by the award-winning Brothers McLeod and featuring contributions from booksellers across the United States and Canada, as well as the author's native UK, 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores' is a celebration of bookstores, large and small, and of the brilliant booksellers who toil in those literary fields, as well as the myriad of colorful characters that walk through the doors everyday."--Back cover.

Literary pursuits -- What was that title again? -- Parents and kids -- You want what? -- Customers behaving badly -- Isn't it obvious? -- Books for kindling -- The adult section -- Higher powers -- Out of print.