How do you shut up when your nose is doing all the talking? Alan isn't brave, and he's not much good at soccer. What's more, he seems to be a bully magnet. Everything changes one day when a tiny alien from Jupiter takes up residence in Alan's nose. Alan's new condition baffles medical science, but it gives him a whole new, and hilarious, way to solve his problems. -- back cover.

Sequel: A nose for adventure.