The one thing Chub doesn't count on? A new principal, the steely-eyed dictator Mizz Lockhart, who is determined to make an example out of someone. And who better than the kids with the thickest disciplinary files? When Lockhart's previous school mascot, the Boogerloo, disappears, both Chub and his former nemesis, Archer, are blamed for the theft. Worse still, if they can't find the Boogerloo within twenty-four hours, they'll both be expelled. It's up to Chub and his Cadre to catch the real thief. But after years of hating each other, can he and Archer really work together to find the Boogerloo? Or will Chub get kicked out of Alanmoore Middle School -- and maybe the country -- for good?

Hilarious and heartwarming sequel to I am Fartacus.