Syndicated newspaper columnist Dave Barry relates his experiences on the Wheel of Fortune game show, lunch with Hillary Rodham Clinton, and torturing Barbie dolls in this collection of previously published columns.

Collection of previously published columns.

I am now a trained eggbeater -- Avenging death killer of doom -- Losing face -- Weight loss through anti-gravity -- Hot seat -- Pilgrims were turkeys -- How to cure the drug problem -- Don't know much about history -- This poet don't know it -- Medical boom -- Gobble, gobble, eeeeeeeeek! -- Message from the stars -- Ready to wear -- Fore play -- Warp speed -- Dashing through the snow -- Mush! -- Something in the air -- Wheel of misfortune -- This one will kill you -- Fat lady sings -- Borrinnng! -- Let's do lunch -- Lobster rebellion -- Animal rights -- Our national pastime -- Here comes the bride -- Cigar avenger -- Incredible shrinking brain -- Road warriors -- Absolute madness -- Planet of the apes -- God for what ails you -- Eureka! -- Beware -- New mad science -- My summer vacation -- My son the teenage driver -- Invasion of the killer lawyers -- Boy genius -- No respect -- Name game -- Born to be jerks -- People's court -- Turned in, tuned off -- Snuggle bear must die! -- Whipping Mr. Whipple -- Beware the eagle eye -- Brain sludge -- Dude, read all about it! -- Invasion of the tree sweep -- Food fight -- Speed trap -- Ham terrorist -- I am not a crook -- Up a tree -- One potato, two potato ... -- Evil eye -- Conflict management -- Mr. Dave's beauty tips -- Stealing the show.