"What is a vampire's favorite kind of road? A main artery. Packed with spew-inducing jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns, Real Stinkers gives kids a yucky good time. Gross out friends, family, and even yourself! Real Stinkers is a funfest of foul laughs, gasps, and groans . . . all topped with a load of disgusting facts, vile vocabulary, and demented definitions. Which Spanish city has the worst food? Barf-a-lona. From burps to farts, bugs to slugs, grime to slime, and goo to poo, this book has it all"--Provided by publisher.