Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, tells the reader the story of her life, and what it is like to be a famous "monster."

Who am I? where do I live? -- What do I look like? -- Where do I come from? -- What was my childhood like? -- Who spotted me first? -- A saint says I'm a monster! -- What do I eat? -- My brave brush with humans -- My worst moment -- A close shave -- Could I be smarter than humans? -- Do I really exist?