The celebrity cosmetic surgery blogger describes his misfit youth as a nerdy Korean-American student with a misshapen jaw whose life-changing surgery led him to become a successful plastic surgeon.

Prologue: The face in the ceiling -- I. Premed. Karate kid ; Jawzilla ; Zero for four years -- II. First year. Little Asia ; Master of the shopping cart ; A show of hands ; Nerd room -- III. Second year. Flower street ; No, but I play one on TV ; Second-year crush -- IV. Third year. First do no harm ... oops ; Role model ; "Miracle of birth occurs for 83 billionth time!" ; If you don't cut, you suck ; Shrink rap ; This is spinal tap ; Mommy dearest -- V. Fourth year. Thanksgiving story ; Beverly Hills bloodsuckers ; Monkey time! ; Match madness.