In this sequel to John Dies at the End, David and John are embroiled in a series of horrifying yet mind-bogglingly ridiculous events caused primarily by their own gross incompetence. They find that books and movies about zombies may have triggered a zombie apocalypse. As they race against the clock to protect humanity from its own paranoia, they must ask themselves, who are the real monsters? Actually, that would be the shape-shifting horrors secretly taking over the world behind the scenes that, in the end, make John and Dave kind of wish it had been zombies after all.

Sequel to: John dies at the end.