A tragic turn of events -- A girl called Squeak -- "Yes, yes, dear William!" -- First-aid and porridge in Patagonia -- Falling in love -- Front-page news -- "He wants more than anything for it to stop" -- The sizzler Sisters -- A sapphire from Ceylon -- "Just a quiet family wedding" -- Her Royal Hotness -- Rowing into the midnight sun -- "Sledge" -- Patron Kate of Cool Britannia -- Invasion of privacy -- Blooming -- Royal princess.