This comical collection of poems examines everything from taking tests, coming up with ever more original excuses for not doing homework, and the shock of seeing a teacher on a Saturday buying groceries like an actual human being.

One hundred words -- Judy kisses Justin -- True or false -- Cafeteri-yuck -- I will not tease Rebecca Grimes -- Heavy reading -- Vanessa eats paste -- I've learned enough -- Ollie's escape -- Teacher-creature -- New kid in school -- Saw my teacher on a Saturday -- Sub fun -- Thank goodness for Thanksgiving -- Talking the walk -- Last -- I before E, except... -- My doggy ate my homework -- Awards night -- Vacation relaxation?.