Ethan Feld, the worst baseball player in the history of the game, finds himself recruited by a 100-year-old scout to help a band of fairies triumph over an ancient enemy.

The worst ballplayer in the history of Clam Island, Washington -- A hot prospect -- A whistled-up wind -- The Middling -- Escape -- Thor's Crossing -- The eighteenth giant brother -- Taffy -- A game of catch -- Mr. Feld in the Winterlands -- The herald -- The royal traitor -- The housebreakers of Dandelion Hill -- A mother's tears -- Grim -- A rat in the walls -- The research of Mr. Feld -- On Three Reubens Field -- The lost camps -- Rancho Encantado -- Jennifer T. and the wormhole -- The bottom-cat -- The conquest of Outlandishton -- Applelawn -- A game of worlds -- Home -- Epilogue: Life, the world, and baseball, in the days after the Flood.