Uses humor in both text and illustrations to describe what it would be like to live without the toilet and describes how people managed to dispose of their waste in the past.

Includes index.

Could you cope without a toilet? -- You'd find it unhealthy... -- ...and so would the environment! -- Would you dig -- or get a pig? -- Go with the flow -- Could you cope with a chamber pot or clean a cesspit? -- Would you prefer somewhere private? -- Flushed with pride -- Driven around the bend -- Sitting pretty -- Spending a penny -- Toilets of the future?.