Have you ever wondered if you would make the grade in the Time Lord Academy? Or how to fly the TARDIS? Or the correct way to dip your fish finger into custard? Then THIS is the book for you. This ancient book contains thousands of years of Time Lord wisdom - which the Doctor has 'improved' with his own notes and doodles as a guide for the next Doctor. It contains everything you need to know to be just like him. So keep it under your fez and don't tell the Daleks. --from back cover.