Follows the adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Armitage and their children, Harriet, Mark, and little Milo, as they try to find innovative ways to cope with a variety of extraordinary events including stray unicorns in the garden, lessons in magic that go awry, and eviction from their house to make way for a young magicians' seminary.

Hardcover edition published by Big Mouth House, 2008.

Yes, but today is Tuesday --Broomsticks and sardines -- The frozen cuckoo -- Sweet singeing in the choir -- The ghostly governess -- Harriet's birthday present -- Dragon Monday -- Armitage, Armitage, fly away home -- Rocket full of pie -- Doll's house to let, mod. con. -- Tea at Ravensburgh -- The land of trees and heroes -- Harriet's hairloom -- The stolen quince tree -- The apple of trouble -- The serial garden -- Mrs. Nutti's fireplace -- The looking-glass tree -- Miss Hooting's legacy -- Kitty Snickersnee -- Goblin music -- The Chinese dragon -- Don't go fishing on Witches' Day -- Milo's new word.