Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pleasanton -- Sex miseducation -- Black girl blues -- The ballad of Nickie and Little Screw -- Open house -- Who hates you most? -- Code 261 -- Black woman blues -- Mistletoe girl #2 tells all -- Crash-and-burn marriage -- Prescription for a breakup -- On mean women and good dogs -- Warning: famous vaginas get itchy, too -- Grown-ass-woman blues -- Get out of my pussy -- And Gabrielle Union as...the stepmother -- Mittens -- Big bank take little bank -- The room where it happens -- A tale of two Martinezes.