In turns hysterically funny and heartbreakingly poignant, Erin recounts everything from meeting her soulmate at age 14 to her first chemotherapy session at age 19 to what really goes on behind the scenes at a major Internet media company. She authentically captures the agony and the ecstasy of the millennial experience, whether it's her first kiss ... or her struggles with anxiety... .

Girl-shaped tornado --Bury me with poison ivy -- Don't read the comments -- Rena or bear? -- It'll grow back -- A sea of Kates -- Find your carrot -- Why I can never visit Egypt -- Greener pastures -- Urine trouble -- Memento mori -- Make friends or die trying.