The "mysterious" world of Caucasian Americans comes alive through history lessons, puzzles, and word games for all ages in this humorous parody. Presented as a scholastic style educational workbook, it illuminates the history of Caucasian Americans in the United States from a Native American perspective. Chapters with such names as "Caucasian American Languages," "Caucasian American Food Production," and "Caucasian American Religions, Ceremonies, and Superstitions," subversively and playfully critique the role Caucasian Americans have played in shaping the United States.

Introduction for Teachers; Chapter 1: The Very First Caucasian Americans; Chapter 2: Caucasian American Homes; Chapter 3: Caucasian American Clothing and Fashion; Chapter 4: Caucasian American Languages; Chapter 5: Caucasian American Food Production; Chapter 6: Caucasian American Family Life; Chapter 7: Caucasian American Education; Chapter 8: Caucasian American Technology; Chapter 9: Caucasian American Religion, Ceremonies, and Superstitions; Chapter 10: Caucasian American Government; Chapter 11: Caucasian American Leaders; Chapter 12: Caucasian Americans Today; Glossary.