Welcome to Soccer School, where every class is about soccer! In science class, you'll find out how soccer players make sure they poop before games. In math, you'll figure out the odds of dying during the game. In drama, you'll learn about some famous foul fakers! History, English, geography, political science, physics, and more are on the syllabus of this school, where soccer fans are the star students.

The word "explains" is crossed out and replaced with the word "tackles" in subtitle. "Facts and quizzes to make you smarter about everything!"--Cover.