From the comedian, actor, and former host of The Late Late Show comes an irreverent, lyrical memoir in essays featuring his signature wit.

Riding the elephant -- Mad nomad -- Out, damned spot -- Dulce et decorum est -- An education of sorts -- Swim Davie -- The festival -- A right song and dance -- Down under -- The helpers -- Four queens -- Four kings -- Love and bullshit -- 2008 -- Learning to fly -- Therapy -- Resentment -- A marked man -- Japanese bar mitzvah -- Morning at LAX -- Draining the swamp -- Millport -- Margaret.