Fans of Issa Rae and Phoebe Robinson will love this collection of laugh-out-loud funny and insightful essays that explore race, feminism, pop culture, and how society reinforces the message that we are nothing without the perfect body.

Ronald Reagan can do his own push-ups -- Starving kids in Africa -- Let them eat ketchup -- Champions train; losers complain -- Fuck Kathy Ireland -- Watch out for the big girls -- What would Janet Jackson do? -- Hoop dreams -- Fat as shit -- Chloé, you have a very pretty face -- Real women, yeah right! -- The $1500 mistake -- The time I almost died -- The power of love -- Let's go vegan -- A sex guide for those with low self-esteem -- I'm a comedian -- Not sassy enough -- Eat like an American -- To cheat or not to cheat.