Offers a humorous but factual look at the ill-fated voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic.

Includes index.

Introduction -- Designing the Titanic -- Building the "unsinkable" ship -- Lalunched but not completed -- Captain and crew -- All aboard -- Stocking the ship -- Watch out! Leaving Southampton -- A tour of the ship -- Icebergs ahead... -- Wake up! Life jackets on! -- Sinking fast -- The aftermath.