Intro : no prey, no pay -- Pirate facts and fiction -- Pirates of the Caribbean -- Rogues' haven -- Becomin' a pirate and keepin' the code -- Dress like a pirate -- Sharp pointy things and things that go ka-boom! -- Land of the freebooters -- Talk like a pirate -- Notorious ladies of the sea -- "X" marks the spot -- Hoist yer colors -- Give 'em a broadside! -- What table manners? -- Shiver me timbres! -- Games pirates played -- 'Ello, beastie -- Are pirates long gone? Think again!.